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Sunday, 31 December 2017

Funny...

एक लड़के ने एक लड़की को 🌷कमल का फूंल दिया, लड़की ने उसको 👋थप्पड़ मार दिया....

👱🏻लड़का- में तो 🌷भाजपा का प्रचार कर रहा था...

👩🏻लड़की- में भी 🖐कांग्रेस का प्रचार कर रही हूं....
😆😆😆😌🖐🖐
ये लो नया😆😝🤣🤣

मेरी तरफ त्ते सभी ने "Happy new year 2018" in advance..
तड़के के बेरा किस टेम 🍷🍷नसा टूटे😜😜

आज whattsupp पर एक लड़की का Status
देखा...
शादी तो मैं उसी  से करुँगी , जो मुझे
ज़बरदस्ती शौपिंग करवाएगा
38 साल की हो गयी अभी तक कुवारी है😜😜😜😂😂

😂😂😂कई छोरे छोरियां_धोरे_मैसेज भेज कै,
न्यू बाट देखैं सैं
जणु रिप्लाई नी, IPS ,
का ज्वाइनिंग लेटर आवगा..😂😂😂

 बाजार मे: सरदार आवाज़ लगाते हुये:
"शेर का पिंजरा 20 रुपये में
 शेर का पिंजरा 20 रुपये में!"
एक औरत ने पास जाकर देखा और फिर वापस आ गयीं
दूसरी ने पूछा: "क्या हुआ?"
पहली वाली बोली: "कमीना'' 'अंडरवियर' बेच रहा है।"

😂😂😂: ये हॉस्पिटल वाले
रिसेप्शन में इतनी सुंदर लड़की को बैठा देते हैं
खुद को बीमार बोलने में बहुत शर्म आती है...🙄🙄😝😝😝

😜😜कभी कभी तो लगता है कि
ये दौलत , ये शोहरत , तमाम ऐशो आराम
त्याग कर सन्यास ले लू.l
.
फिर खयाल आता है…….
पहले ये सब मिले तो सही
😜😜😜😜😜😜
 कितने साल से सिंगल हु,
.
लेकिन ये बात बिकाऊ मिडिया कभी नही दिखाएगी.... 😂😂😂🤣🤣😳

 कुछ लोगो की उम्र तो ईतनी ज्यादा होती है की
"
मानो उनकी पत्नी ने करवाचौथ का व्रत नही बल्कि अनशन रखा हो
"
"
अब MDH वाले ताऊ  को ही देख लो ……
😂😂😝😝

Happy New year

Happy New year aapko bhi bhut sari subkamnaye aapka jiwan bhi nai udhan bhare
‬: पुराना💘साल💘गया💘जबावो💘की💘तरह💘नया💘साल💘आया💘गुलाबो💘की💘तरह💘
 नव वर्ष के आगमन पर.........
आपको '
आपके '
पुरे परिवार सहित
हार्दिक हार्दिक शुभकामनायें '
H=हम
A=आपको
P=पल
P=पल
Y=याद करते है

N=नया साल आपके
E=अहसास और
W=विश्वास को और बढ़ाये

Y=यही
E=इस दिल में
A=आरज़ू
R=रखते हैं

🌺🌹💐HAPPY
🌼🌸💐🌻NEW
🍁🌷🍀🌹🌷YEAR
😄😄🌹2018🌹😄😃
😃😃  IN 😃😃
😃😃Advance😃😃
बधाई स्वीकार करें
‬: वर्ष के अंतिम दिन आपको तहेदिल से प्रणाम 👏🏻👏🏻🌹👏🏻👏🏻 एवं आने वाले नववर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामना।
‬: किसी🇮🇳को🇮🇳फूल🇮🇳मुबारक🇮🇳किसी🇮🇳को🇮🇳हार🇮🇳मुबारक🇮🇳मेरे🇮🇳प्रिय🇮🇳दोस्त🇮🇳तुम्हे🇮🇳नया🇮🇳साल🇮🇳मुबारक।।🇮🇳
‬: सुरज💙चमके💙चन्दा💙चमके💙चमके💙चाँद💙सितारे💙नये💙वर्ष💙के💙सभी💙दिनों💙मे💙चमके💙भागय💙तुम्हारे💙
‬: वन🌺कप🌺वाटर🌺टू🌺कप🌺वियर🌺ओ🌺माई🌺डियर🌺हैप्पी🌺न्यू🌺ईयर🌺
‬: 💐💐कल आपको बधाई देने वालो की कतार लगी होगी ।हो सकता है। उस भीड़ मे हमारी शुभकामनाये आप पढ ना पाओ इस लिये हमारी तरफ से आज ही आपको और आपके परिवार को नववर्ष कि हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ 💐💐

Saturday, 30 December 2017

7 Kitchen Gadgets On Amazon That'll Actually Make You Want To Cook In 2018

Kitchen Gadgets On Amazon That'll Actually Make You Want To Cook In 2018

The new year is full of possibilities—like you becoming a person who cooks!
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We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

1. An easy-to-use pot that will allow you to cook rice and steam vegetables at the same time. Also: It can be used to make oatmeal, chili, and soup!

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Promising Review: "It's difficult to eat healthy while making time for work, leisure and rest. Eating out a few nights a week gets expensive very fast. This little angel will put those worries behind. I was hesitant about purchasing this product. As the old saying goes, "you get what you pay for." This cooker will possibly save you hundreds of dollars throughout the year with quick, healthy, inexpensive dinners you can make. If you're single, this is the answer to all of your cooking woes." —Ricky
Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

2. nonstick and dual-sided omelet makerfor producing tasty omelets that, for once, aren't shapeless blobs.

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Promising Review: "Best thing I've ever purchased!! I used this all the time when I didn't have time to actually sit around and cook an omelette so I would just crack two eggs in and just let it cook while I did my makeup. Also great for toasting sandwiches!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $51.53.

3. And for making egg white omelets, you might consider calling in this yolk fish to separate your egg with its lips.

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Promising Review: "I was happy with the yolk fish - it worked well, and was easy to clean. Way better than a plastic bottle." —Joe Killoran
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

4. vacuum sealing system that will keep your produce and meats fresh for five times longer. It's also sous vide-safe!

Promising Review: "How in the world did I live this long without this phenomenal tool! It is the cat's meow! The best thing since air conditioning (I don't eat bread!). What a space saver, food saver, and money saver!!! I've been a vacuum sealing fool!! My husband is keeping close watch on our little pooch because he's afraid if the dog stops near me, I'll seal him up! =)" —Victory Get it from Amazon for $89.99.
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Promising Review: "How in the world did I live this long without this phenomenal tool! It is the cat's meow! The best thing since air conditioning (I don't eat bread!). What a space saver, food saver, and money saver!!! I've been a vacuum sealing fool!! My husband is keeping close watch on our little pooch because he's afraid if the dog stops near me, I'll seal him up! =)" —Victory
Get it from Amazon for $89.99.

5. Speaking of sous vides: This high-end cooker that's half the size of most other sous vides and uses precise heating technology to make sure your meats are perfectly cooked every time.

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Promising Review: "I'm thoroughly blown away by the build quality and performance of the Joule. I also own a Sansaire and have experience with an Anova as well and find the Joule to be far superior to both. Pros include: preparing 1 steak is just as easy as preparing 10 steaks, proteins have a lot of wiggle room on timing, and it's not just for steaks. (The juiciest chicken breasts you've ever had. Perfect eggs. Dead simple Hollandaise! Infused booze! Pre-buttered corn on the cob!) —Duane L.
Get it from Amazon for $178.96 (see something similar for $99.34).

6. vegetable spiralizer, because if you're not eating zoodles you're missing out.

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Promising Review: "Pros: Powerful, stable, simple, three blades, blade storage, six good recipes. Cons: None evident. I’ve tried four spiralizers (three lathe-type and one hand-held), and this one from OXO is the best by far." —Wanderwoman
Get it from Amazon for $31.96.
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7. spice carousel to save you space on your countertop (because you can stack as many rows of these as you want) and from over-salting your meal (because it dispenses exactly one-fourth teaspoon every time).

Promising Review: "A lot sturdier than I thought. I bought this kind of on a whim, and I LOVE it. It hangs from the cabinet, with a spacer. Or you can double-stack a couple. The spinning part has high quality bearings. You can get a measuring spoon in the top for old-school measuring, and there's a shaker in the rear. All in all, I was really surprised and absolutely adore this thing." —JedidahGet it from Amazon for $30.59.
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Promising Review: "A lot sturdier than I thought. I bought this kind of on a whim, and I LOVE it. It hangs from the cabinet, with a spacer. Or you can double-stack a couple. The spinning part has high quality bearings. You can get a measuring spoon in the top for old-school measuring, and there's a shaker in the rear. All in all, I was really surprised and absolutely adore this thing." —Jedidah
Get it from Amazon for $30.59.

20 Career-Boosting Steps You Can Take Before New Year's Eve

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